Oh fuck man. I quit drinking so I'm out the game unfortunately. I was spending like $800/month on drunk Uber Eats and Grubhub. Mexican food of course. But not burritos. That's chump shit. You get tacos. And you get a lot. You get one of each. Maybe 2-3. With all the fiiiixins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG97kfnaFOA So you [...]
Do you enjoy a brisk walk? Do you enjoy multitasking by making calls on your brisk walks? Does the treacherous wind make it sound like you're taking calls from under a passing train? Artie got the fix for you! In audio recording, you use pop filters to get rid of the abrasive sounds made by [...]
I loathe air travel. Let me tell you about our 5-hour layover in Manila the other day. We're flying from Tokyo to Melbourne with a stop-over in Manila. My wife's mom, who's Filipino, warned us to watch everything they do because they'll drop a bullet in your luggage and ask for money not to arrest [...]
Do you think there were any Jews sitting in concentration camps talking about how they must be careful not to put all Nazis in a bucket? Or do you think they were pretty confident that what was happening was an atrocity? Racism is a stupid word because we're all one race. We are the Human [...]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_NLqY06mRY Spoiler: This thing stucks stupid dick. Straight trash. I'll take it home and it will be a collector's item one day.
Alright so for those who don't know, the Japanese population is aging rapidly. These people aren't fucking. They're not having kids. They're not getting married. The government is doing all this shit to try to incentivize (I'm sure that's a word but it's red underlined for some reason) people to have kids in a very [...]
Yo whatup whoever is reading, been 5 years. I've been out and about. Lot's changed. Too much to write about all in one go. And it'll be more fun as shit comes out piecemeal. Couple little bullet points: -Got married. Like a while ago actually. Going on 5 years. Shit's dope. Yeah, same dude writing [...]