Trick-Or-Treaters – Pesky Seasonal Beggars

As Halloween approaches, I ponder the concept of trick-or-treating. Halloween. Hallow’s Eve. I don’t know much about it. I could do a quick Wiki and pretend I do, but I don’t and I don’t care to either. Some assholes a few hundred years ago who believed in witches or some shit got together and did […]

The Story Of Igor: Daddy Issues, Addiction, & How Artie Stole His Pills

This isn’t much of a story. It doesn’t have much of a beginning or much of an end. The protagonists aren’t all that sympathetic. And I can’t think of some grand take-away. Maybe you can. But I did have a dream about this guy last night. We haven’t spoken in probably 13 years. I’m up […]