https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_NLqY06mRY Spoiler: This thing stucks stupid dick. Straight trash. I’ll take it home and it will be a collector’s item one day.
Alright so for those who don’t know, the Japanese population is aging rapidly. These people aren’t fucking. They’re not having kids. They’re not getting married. The government is doing all this shit to try to incentivize (I’m sure that’s a word but it’s red underlined for some reason) people to have kids in a very […]
Yo whatup whoever is reading, been 5 years. I’ve been out and about. Lot’s changed. Too much to write about all in one go. And it’ll be more fun as shit comes out piecemeal. Couple little bullet points: -Got married. Like a while ago actually. Going on 5 years. Shit’s dope. Yeah, same dude writing […]
Originally Posted: Monday, June 23, 2014 Some guys want kids, but don’t want to get married. Men’s sexual market value (SMV hereon) increases well into their 60s+ if they play their cards right (i.e. stay fit, have your career in order, be an interesting person, dress well, etc.). Whereas the SMV of women decreases pretty […]
Originally Posted: Saturday, June 7, 2014 Whipped this up while waiting for my phone to charge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSyMkX_afxc
Originally Posted: Friday, June 6, 2014 Artie got catfished for the first time like 4 hours ago and will now recount his tale. This might be written shittily. I’m on 90 minutes of sleep and 2 Xannies. Will fix later. maybe: I met this 21-year-old chick on Tinder who lives pretty close. Her pics were […]
Originally Posted: Thursday, June 5, 2014 Do I think the United States of America will win it all? Of course not. But fuck you if you don’t root for your home country. Goldman’s money is on Brazil:http://www.goldmansachs.com/our-thinking/outlook/world-cup-and-economics-2014-folder/world-cup-economics-report.pdf Goldman is comprised of risk-averse, traitorous needledick bitches who would shoot poison darts at their mothers’ necks for […]
Originally Posted: Monday, June 2, 2014 Woke up today, mild hangover from last night’s BBQ festivities. Started drinking vodka with Powerade Zero around 2pm. Drank and worked on my music until 4pm. Drank lots of Fat Tire and some girly wine at the BBQ. My brother stealth recorded me, as he likes to do, so […]