Art Huxtable’s Guide to Fatherhood on the Cheap

Originally Posted: Monday, June 23, 2014 Some guys want kids, but don't want to get married. Men's sexual market value (SMV hereon) increases well into their 60s+ if they play their cards right (i.e. stay fit, have your career in order, be an interesting person, dress well, etc.). Whereas the SMV of women decreases pretty [...]

Art Huxtable Gets Catfished – Lives to Tell the Tale

Originally Posted: Friday, June 6, 2014 Artie got catfished for the first time like 4 hours ago and will now recount his tale. This might be written shittily. I'm on 90 minutes of sleep and 2 Xannies. Will fix later. maybe: I met this 21-year-old chick on Tinder who lives pretty close. Her pics were [...]

Art Huxtable’s 2014 World Cup Bracket

Originally Posted: Thursday, June 5, 2014 Do I think the United States of America will win it all? Of course not. But fuck you if you don't root for your home country. Goldman's money is on Brazil: Goldman is comprised of risk-averse, traitorous needledick bitches who would shoot poison darts at their mothers' necks for [...]